found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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