hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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