Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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