After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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