found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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