People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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