Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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