Nicole vs. Life
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
