Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Success! We fucked roommates!
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