how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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