oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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