i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm too high and old for this...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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