im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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