I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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