no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My life is pants optional.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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