It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This girl is more easily done than said...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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