I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
they need to just BURY HIM!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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