So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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