fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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