dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Even my vagina gasped.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Blood and glitter go together right?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
