The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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