i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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