Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
