He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Who did Billy Mays play for?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am one with the molecules
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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