I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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