party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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