I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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