he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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