This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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