i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just pee around me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
