with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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