My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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