David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
