everyone is single if you try hard enough
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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