Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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