her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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