So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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