The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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