Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
