Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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