Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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