check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I love you.
Bad choice
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