i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have tasted many bathrooms
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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