I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
