Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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