Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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