Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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