I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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