you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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