you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so let's talk penis.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Less talking, more tequila
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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