so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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